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When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall
This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation
if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo
"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"
Whilst having sex, insert an instrument into your partners vagina and have her play “Twinlkle Twinkle” while cuming
Yo i fucked a guy last night and managed to do a Reid Sands
sand#0001 Is one of the coolest people on this planet purely because Hes Just a dope person
Yo have you seen that guy sand#0001 He’s so cool
Yeah sand#0001 Hes such a cool guy people should trade with him and use him for exchanges because he’s legit!
when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn
that old man sand bagged my turn
The lesbian equivalent of dick sand
"I'm caught in the dyke sand, I'm gonna need a U-haul to pull me out"
Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”