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When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
When you go to a place dedicated to drugs.
Don't worry we'll be back soon it's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.
American Merchandise Store of Beauty Mogul Kylie Kristen Jenner . The store sells apparel such as iPhone Cases, Sliders & Clothing with Kylie Cosmetics logo ,Kris Jenner and more printed on it.
I just saw Kylie’s pink slides and I’m in love. They’re form The Kylie Shop
A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"
the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"