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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024


Pussy Speed

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

by Pussy Speed August 3, 2022


speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by themiss2001@yahoo.com February 26, 2011


Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016


Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 1, 2022


Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022


Off the speed

Horse racing

When a race horse sits a waits off the speed before the quarter pole.

“ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”

by Off the speed March 27, 2023