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Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.
Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.
An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.
"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"
"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"
"What a maniac."
Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.
Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
An adjective applied to FPS players when they kill an enemy that an ally was trying to kill first.
That guy was mine! You're a Spoon Scraper.
When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?