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Like the Effiel Tower, a girl is giving head to a guy and also recieving anal sex, but she is also giving two guys handjobs and all of this is going on at the same time; the four guys all connect their hands over the girl, making a point just like the Empire State Building.
Eoj-"Hey man! This girl that my buddy and I met at this party...we Effiel Towered her. Yeah!"
Nerrad-"Well, my three friends and I did a Empire State Building with this random girl from a party. Yeah! I think I win."
Eoj-"Wow, that's amazing!"
Nerrad-"Yeah......I know."
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1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.
Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.
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A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."
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A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.
Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.
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Classic 80s dance anthem by Josh Wink. Re-released and remixed so very many times, and it always sounds new.
Insane treble keeps lifting, lifting, lifting you straight through the roof. You really have to hear this on a nice stereo to get the totally massive brain melting euphoric sort of thing.
"everyone remembers the first time they heard Higher State of Conciousness on E" - Mixmag
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A game in which one male approaches another male, grabs the other male's inner-thigh and begins to massage. The grabbing-handed male then asks "Guess what state I'm thinking of?" No matter what, the grabbing-handed male moves his hand up. This is repeated until ultimately the approached male has his balls under the other male's grasp.
So Alex was playing Guess What State with me and he had my eggs in his skillet! If you know what I mean...
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A up and coming rapper from ny makes multiple rap freestyles and different eps and tapes
Dude1:That n8's freestyle pt3 from n8 state of mind?
Dude2:That shit a banger on god!
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