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Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America
When you and your girl are messing around with the whipped cream, you put some on her cooter not knowing she on her period so it looks like strawberry syrup.
“Yo babe where’d you get that strawberry syrup, I didn’t know we had any” “What syrup?”
boy 1 “ yo destinys well leng”
boy 2 “she’s a strawberry female g”
The coolest band ever created in a matter of twenty seconds.
person A: Any good new artists you know?
person B: Yeah, the bitchass strawberries are the shit!
When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.
In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.
My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾
person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?
It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips