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The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.
We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.
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Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.
BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.
After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
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When a girl (preferably Mary Sue Coleman) watches you while you sleep and you suddenly jizz in her face and yell 'SURPRISE' !!
Everyone heard Chris yell 'surprise' when he Mary Sue Surprised the president of the University of Michigan last night..
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Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!
Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH
(screams of agony are heard)
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the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!
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The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
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Its where u cum on a girls face and then throw pop rocks on it
Matt Miller was giving head and i decided to make it a saturday night surprise
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