source code

A mythical beast created by Valve Software, and used to explain any problem encountered by Valve in development of games.
Commonly confused with Sauce Code, the combination used to unlock one's sauce.

"Half Life 2 has been delayed due to theft of part of the Source Code"
"I dont know where your hair dryer is, i think it was devoured by the Source Code"
"I cant remember my sauce code, now i will have to eat this pie without sauce"

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Best Friend Code

Used when talking to your best friend. When this code is enforced it keeps the knowledge from going to a third party.

Best Friend Code can be enforced in any of this situations(since people can barely keep there mouths shut now days)

ie. dishing on boyfriends, talking about other disliked friends, talking about your best friends slut of a girlfriend....

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da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

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The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

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Code 14

When you eat out someones asshole.

"hey your the master of the code 14"

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Wingman Code of Honor

the code that shows how to be a good Wingman.

RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.

RULE #1

guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3

guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."

RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."

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morse code heartbeat

Fuckin metal band that's so fuckin metal they all piss liquified lead.

Morse Code Heartbeat is SOOOOOO fuckin metal.

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