The negative sixty-nine position is where two partners eat eachother’s ass simultaneously. This move is one only the most flexible can accomplish, but it could be done.
“Candy and I -69’d yesterday, Dude, you have to get a stripper!”
Me.
Me: did you know that my name (without my surname) adds up to 69?
Friend: ...
69 is an elderly polite religious black couple
69 is an elderly religious black couple, one of whom is retired and has been unfailingly polite to us