A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.
Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!
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Probably one of the greatest illusionists in history. Copperfield has grossed over $1 billion throughout his lifetime.
Copperfield was accused of sexual assault in 2007 by a Seattleite. People from Seattle are often rude so this came as no surprise.
Copperfield is an avid Twitterer and will respond to his followers once in a while, resulting in extreme euphoria followed by periods of hate for the successful magician.
Copperfield often engages in heated discussions with other well-know illusionists such as David Blaine and Criss Angel
David Copperfield is very well-known amongst certain online forums.
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When a guy wearing a yellow poncho is dying right in front of you and the only thing you can do to save him is give him a rim job.
I was walking down that back alley and I saw the lights going out in this piss stained tramps eyes. I couldnโt see a defibrillator so I rushed over and gave him a Dirty David, perked him up right away.
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Also called "the hoff"
David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"
I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"
Germans are crazy about him
-i was in Berlin last year
- aight, what did you do?
- i saw "the hoff" live
- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
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when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl
Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will
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David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.
Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!
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Also known as the "Davey Spade".
Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.
A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.
This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.
That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.
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