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The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.
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Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
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"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"
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Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
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When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.
When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex
when there was a rotten ham wallet.
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When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere