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When urban youth all stand in the road making it impossible to pass without hitting one. Then one stands directly in front of the car while the others aproach to harass or rob the driver.
Look at those fools standing in the road trying to make a Ghetto Road Block unfortunantely for them they are unclear of physics and I have bad brakes!
When the driver blows the passenger.
Johnny was getting some Polish road head before they died in a fiery crash.
When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.
Tennessee Road Rash From Behind
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Slang for get out of here
Jack is guy's name but still used on woman
You don't use people use it as much
Probably got it from the song or the show unhappily ever after
Wife: i'm getting a divorce so hit the road jack and I don't want to see you again
Husband: fine, I will leave
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A road in Iselin and Edison, NJ, known for its large number of Indian residents and stores. Just by looking at the license plates, it's evident that people dive for hours to shop there.
Off of Oak Tree Road in Edison are the Hilltop Apartments. Most of the stores are in Iselin, but they've been spreading East into Edison, little by little.
Me: There are a lot of Indians in Edison, especially on Oak Tree Road.
Friend in India: I know, I've been there before.
Me: WTF?
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Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
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Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.
Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.
Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.
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