A range warrior is someone who dresses up like they are in a call of duty lobby but are in reality in a shooting range and over excess their need of equipment
Hey Jacob come look at this damn range warrior
Someone who takes steroids or PEDS to the point where their muscles are bigger than Kim Kardashian's artificially inflated bum.
You see that Tiktoker, look at his muscles. Such a roid warrior.
An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.
I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.
A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
Somebody who makes their nba takes based on the box score
Also a goated podcast
Donovan Mitchell dropped 34 last night he’s so good
Bro he shot 34% ur such a box score warrior
A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.
Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.