A simpin bug is a person who not only is a simp but also may cause harm (physical, mental, or emotional) to others in his path of doing so. Particularly whenever his friends call him out for it.
Friend 1:" Hey dude she doesn't like you just give it up"
Simpin Bug: "SHUT UP SHE DOES LIKE ME I KNOW IT" *pushes Friend 1 to the ground*
Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.
The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!
You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug
jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger
Bugs that are so nutty/crazy looking that you'll probably never see in real life except for on tv or in a zoo.
duuuuude that bug is sooo nutty! its fuckin weird looking!
there should be a website called nutty bugs, so then we can search up pictures of all the crazy lookin nutty bugs!
The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.
Another word for HIV.
Keisha got that doug bug, stay away.