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Spare Change

The little metal discs they give you back sometimes when you spend Benjamin Franklins. Can also observe poor people dumping them into recycling bins at grocery stores, how dumb is that?! And they complain about money all the time, go buy some more lottery tickets wanker! I’m not even from Ireland that’s how irritated I get thinking about it

Spare Change! No dammit! Gave you like seven dollars last week, do you even realize how much bs I gotta put up with for $8.25?! Get the fixck out of my way sir please thank you, I’m sorry

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 26, 2022


Oily Chang

when a man dunks his testicles in a jar of soy sauce

"Guess what, Monica? Last night I tasted Anthony's balls. He did an oily chang beforehand."

by i_write_stupid_stuff_for_fun May 26, 2022


Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021


School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.

The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020


sorrowful change

Changing the amount of sorrow in feeling or showing

I went through a sorrowful change

by TheRandomWordMan November 18, 2022


Choo your chang

A phrase depicting sexual attraction to somebody.

“Does he choo your chang?” “Hell yeah!”

by L0RDFARQU4D May 10, 2019