When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it
Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else
A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)
I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.
The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.
Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked
Christian is such a bully
Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.
I told you that you got the Christian Effect.
A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.
Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!
A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*
Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.
Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
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