Often underestimated.
A diaper sniper of sorts.
Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?
Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.
Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
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"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"
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Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation