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When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
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The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.
"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker
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when a guy named jacob turns every girl he wants to date gay.
man what happened to elise? “ oh she just experienced the jacob effect, she no longer likes men
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Rolf Jacob Sartorius, a boy that changed my life.
He is the only one who makes me feel happy.
I fall in love with him a little bit more everyday.
He makes me feel like a princess without knowing.
He is the one that I want to support and love till the end of my life.
He has got a good personality, is polite, funny, handsome and also cute.
People hate on him too much.
He is just a 14 years old guy that is realizing his dreams and him proud of him.
I love Jacob Sartorius and idc about your opinion.
I love Jacob Sartorius.
The reason why I smile is Jacob Sartorius.
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an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits
hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius
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Jacob Sartorius is one of the most talented kids in his age. He gets hate just because he is pretty, talented and adorable plus he become famous really quicily and every guy is just jealous. If you are a hater then tell me how many fans do you have ? Oh lemme guess... 100 ? Oh sad :) He is the most amazing kid and deserve the world because many people used to bully and hate him out of jealously.
Jacob Sartorius 's Hater: Ew what a rat !
Sartorian: Im sorry are you talking about you ? Because yeah you are a rat :)
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