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The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”
A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.
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This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeff:ur daddy lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Carl: ur brother a mother
*jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings
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A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.
Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*
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The secret god of insults; this forbidden phrase can erase the people listening to it from existence
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your daddy lesbian
Person 1: Well your granny a tranny
Person 2: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP!
Person 1: YOUR SISTER A MISTER!
Person 2 falls onto the floor and is in great pain
Person 1: Any last words?
Person 2: Your brother a mother
Person 1 implodes and disappears from existence. Everyone forgets about Person 1
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Serving mother cunt is the ultimate serve of sexiness of femininity; and also doing something that is ultimately so fierce that everyone’s jaw dropped at the sight of it. You are slaying in such a way that no one else can compare
Did you see Leslie out last night? She was serving mother cunt so hard.
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1. An expression intended to send fear and doubt to a opponent or foe in any instance.
This signals the time to start running...
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