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Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day
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You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏
Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy
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March 21st is an unofficial National Holiday for every bad ass women we know in our lives named Alexis. Its not Lexi. Its not Alex. Its Alexis, Bitch.
"Happy National Alexis Day!"
"Thanks! The only thing that would make this day better is if this was a week long holiday!"
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Where on this day at the bus stop or lunch time(any time you with your baby)kiss them and hug them.
Baby: Hey it's National Kiss Day
Girlfriend: Yeah we should make out
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March 12, or National Goblin Day, celebrates goblins
Lily: Happy National Goblin Day, Carly!
Carly: It’s March 12, my birthday!!
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National Addi day is where you give your bestie Addi $3, A hug, And do whatever she wants!! You’d be lucky enough to date an Addi.
girl 1- Omg what’s the date?
girl 2- It’s National Addi Day silly goose!!
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A holiday throughout our nation celebrated by all, in the honor of thots.
"Hey Derek do you celebrate national thot day?
"Hell ya buddy"