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The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.
The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.
Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.
Pineapples are used as a secret way for swingers to identify each other. If you see someone wearing an upside-down pineapple badge or pin, it means that they’re actively looking for a partner swap. An upside-down pineapple on someone’s front porch can be seen as an invitation to join a swinger party.
Look, shes wearing a pineapple pin upside down! Lets say hello maybe we can all hook up.
Upsidedown pineapple - subtle hint of swingers looking to draw in other swingers.
When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.
Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!
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Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.
Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?
A. Because they're retarded.
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A fruit that haunts you as you awake from your deep slumber. What a terrifying way to wake up, gah!
Person 1: When I woke up this morning, there was this gastly fellow above me.
Person 2: What did it look like?
Person 1: Pineapple
Person 2: Woah that was an evil pineapple