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love pump

A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump

by Jamie Rae January 25, 2005

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Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse November 24, 2007

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Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something

I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.

by thewazzo May 5, 2013


1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 28, 2022


Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters

Go commit heart no pump

by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019


Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.

Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set

by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022


Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021