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When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people
When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
Mostly immature idiot's who play fortnite all day after school but Sometime's can be mature as a 17 Or older but the immature one's Think there the shit and Swear all the time thinking thier *cool* because they know 100 way's to masturbate and can swear And think they are BIG cause they are in middle school Now.
Man 1. Look over there the 11 Year old and there friend's in a circle.
Man 2. Yeah they think they Big.
Man 1. Yes.
An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
a reference to how outdated circumcision is.
foreskin and seven years ago we lost our heads
1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.
2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.
2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"