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4 the rest of the year starting August29 u must slap a girls ass every day
All year i was slapping ass cuz it's national slap ass year
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When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people
When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
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A “14 year old girl” will seek attention by any means possible, like fake depression and nudes. Not all 14 year old girls are like this but most of them are. Be smart, don’t act like a 14 year old girl.
Person: yo I heard Beth turned 14 today
Person 2: she’s gonna be a total 14 year old girl
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Mostly immature idiot's who play fortnite all day after school but Sometime's can be mature as a 17 Or older but the immature one's Think there the shit and Swear all the time thinking thier *cool* because they know 100 way's to masturbate and can swear And think they are BIG cause they are in middle school Now.
Man 1. Look over there the 11 Year old and there friend's in a circle.
Man 2. Yeah they think they Big.
Man 1. Yes.
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Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
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A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
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An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
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