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“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”
“Dude what the fuck”
the Holy Food of placeboism
bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top
Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
fucking dumb book had to do this for home work
"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"
A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas
Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?
Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now
A man on tik tok who thinks he's maveric, iron man, thor and he has a hulk. Ok?
Im seaner things and We have a hulk. Ok?