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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.

"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"

by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021


Michael Thomas 2

An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded

Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”

Ryan:”DUH”

by Ifarted November 24, 2020


Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019


Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas is the hottest man alive needs to be protected all it cost

Me:Thomas Brodie Sangster is hot
Someone: who is Thomas Brodie Sangster

Me: i’m Gonna kill you

by Sangsterishot March 17, 2018


thomas brodie sangster

a very perfect, hot, attractive human being that plays a part in the maze runner series, nanny mcphee and love actually, among many others. he is known for looking much younger than he actually is which adds to his group of fan girls

literally anyone: thomas brodie sangster is as hot af

by harrystylesismyhusband April 09, 2020


Joshua Thomas Dawson

Joshua Thomas Dawson is a very lanky guy who is most likely to date a set of twins in his life. He has many friends and is very kind. His child is sure to have a disability because of how much he makes fun of kids with them.

Joshua Thomas Dawson is very special.

Joshua Thomas Dawson has long legs.

by Renatn March 02, 2022


Elijah Thomas Sanchez

This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)

I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3

The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine

by Missy<3 January 10, 2011