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A syndrome that makes people hide in laundry baskets, trash cans etc. to jumpscare other people while singing the Skibidi Toilet song. It is spread via the Skibidi Toilet video series.
A:My son keeps hiding in the laundry basket and singing the Skibidi Toilet song, he probably has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
B:No more iPad for him.
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A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.
Karen is a toilet paper hoarder
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When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
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An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
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A toilet where the seat is either too small or oddly shaped, resulting in your pecker not being able to stay below the seat as it usually sits when taking a dump. A Peak a Boo toilet can make for a very interesting bathroom experience.
"Yo Craig did you notice that Kyle has a Peak a Boo toilet at his house? My pecker was confused man."
"Wow there's my pecker...thanks Peak a Boo toilet!!!"
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when you have diarrhea while having sex, so you let it go int he other persons mouth. to flush, they swallow.
Man I gave this girl a mean indian toilet last night! She gargled and everything!
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When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.
Often a painful experience.
"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"
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