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Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok
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The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
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To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.
"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."
When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.
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not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
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lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.
there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.
otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.
Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."
On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”