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Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”
To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
Any vehicle with a headlight out. If you tap the windshield, the driver owes you a beer. This can be also done with punch buggies, but it's a bit different.
"Beer truck! You owe me one!"
When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
Last night Mary tow trucked mark into my ass
Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
A movement that seeks to promote and make legal guys going around on a truck with chains and clubs etc. to beat up anyone who looks like they just ain't no good.
Such a truck is called a beat truck.
He's in the beat truck movement.