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School water is the musty school fountain water that tastes dry and metallic
Man I have some water but it’s school water .
Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.
"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"
"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"
Damage that is caused by water. Can ruin electronics.
Water damage is not covered by the warranty of my ear buds, which I dropped into the toilet.
Booty water is another word for "Stfu" or "That's ass dude stfu" or "Boobies?"
"Man your straight up booty water why should I listen to you White-Cracker"
When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.
Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."
Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"
Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up
My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it
The physical and emotional feeling when entering a swimming pool that is the ‘perfect’ water temperature. The experienceis so powerful that it rekindles feelings of our origin.
This swimming pool is so relaxing, it reminds me of womb water.