simp theory

everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.

- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.

-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.

*talking about a new guy*

"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"

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pewdiepie simp

a person that will literally do anything to get into lwiay

hey did you see that guy who spend 20 hours on a pewdiepie animation
yeah his a pewdiepie simp

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Girl Simp

Basically a girl who is a simp. She puts the guy before her in a relationship. Girl simps are very uncommon

Ex:

Ally: Hey, Ian we should hangout later
Ian: nah I’m chilling with the bois later
Ally: ok coming over

Ian: you are such a Girl Simp, we are done

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Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

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simp pass

It is the pass boys can use once to simp for a girl without judgement

Michael- I am going to use my simp pass on this girl. I feel she is the one.
Garrett- If say so, but I have faith in you.

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Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

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simp detector

Simp definition: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Simp detector definition: scans you to see how much you are a simp for a person, thing, food, or animal

If you look up simp detector your most likely a simp or looking for young nugget O_o