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a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed
student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same
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When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
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When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
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Someone who «holds the wood»
Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.
Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.
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When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
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A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg
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A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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