How Ya Doin'

A friendly greeting. If used too heavily, it may become quite a nuisance to both the user and the people who are forced to listen to it. Another side-effect is answering any and all questions or demands with the phrase. A case study found that if the phrase is depended on too greatly, it may become a song, or in some cases a rap. This phrase can also be given an extra amount of greatness by adding my genuine "uhpt" to the beginning or end of it. *WARNING* If you know someone who is using this phrase, it is probably best to tell him to get mental help. If he/she continues to say the phrase, your the listener will begin to use it. and eventually you will both spontaneously combust...Uhpt!

In this example we will use Jimme "Barf" Wotzen and his friend Adam Pardigo

Adam: "Sup dude, how have you been?"

Jimme: "Uhhpt, How ya doin'."

Adam: "Good, hows the family?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

Adam: "What?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

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Ya Fucken Poof

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification

Oi ya fucken poof stop being such a gay cunt

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two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

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Skype ya later

21st century webcam-inspired variation of the ever popular phrase, "Catch ya later."

Donna: "I've gotta get going."
Allan: "Okay. Skype ya later."
Donna: "Please wear some clothes next time!"

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peelin on ya snatch

The act of hitting on a chick in order to bang her.

When I first met you, I was only peelin on ya snatch, but you hooked me.

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E' Ya Fanny

Scottish term derived from Tayside as an insult to those of low intelligence or directed at someone who has done something stupid. Can also be used to gain the attention of someone with equally disabled accent.

Jenny - E' Ya Fanny!
John - I, Whats up.

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Yeah ya think?

-a phrase coined by arman!
-to make something look obvious.

guy 1: yo thats a benz
guy 2: yeah ya think?

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