Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.

"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

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Twilight Zone

1. The place the gage-arrow of the speedometer lingers when you've speed past the highest digits on your speedometer.

2. The action of speeding to the point where you no longer know how fast you are going- due to speeding past the max speed on the speedometer.

Note: At which time- it is tradition to high-five, kiss, beer-cheer or other hazardous driving behaviors in celebration of the occasion.

1. "OMG! High Five Me!!! We just reached the Twilight Zone!!!"

2. "We just Twilight zoned outta there and beat that dude! Served!!! lmao"

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Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

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Ho-Zone Layer

Something that will be depleted unless something is DONE!
LOL

They say the ho-zone layer over Philly will be gone by 2012.

The ho-zone layer is beginning to have a greenhouse effect over in Amsterdam.

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TMI-light zone

The TMI-Light zone.

When you either willingly or unwillingly drag someone, or get dragged into a conversation where too much information is abundant and scary.

I asked Jerry how his date went on Friday night and before I knew it, he'd dragged me into the TMI-light zone.

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perk body zone

when you're on fire with whatever it is you're doing, but generally used for picking up women. it's basically a pimped out way of saying in the zone.

Mark: What up, playa? What you fit to do?

Antwan: Shit, I'm gonna hit the club and get some pussy tonight. I'm ridin' perk body zone.
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Pete: Yo yo, what's good, G?

Johnny: You tell me. How you living?

Pete: Perk body zone, pimp.
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Telly: These bitches be lovin' it every minute. They be lovin' my cologne, they call me perk body zone.

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2-3 Zone

Your own world or your own state of mind

Im in my 2-3 Zone - All Star

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