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When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby
"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"
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hey man check out that thing man
what do you wanna do with it
lets launch over it
body massage
nick is slow
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this phrase is used in f1 (formula 1)
its lights out and away we go kimi raikkonen is on the lead.
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On November 25th of every year everyone has to ask their crush out no matter how nervous.
Happy international ask your crush out day
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when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
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the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
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This meens get out of my face now
Yo your mad pussy yo hop out my face right quick before you get cracked..
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