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a man with a blow up penis and a exaggerated swagger about him he also has a pair of massive bollocks on him
You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.
"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"
Big nerd david more swag and knows more thank koral at mc
When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized
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An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
One who is big in size and gives absolutely no shits about anything. He is a huge motherfucker. He big and Bourne. Watch out for him, he might eat you
Did you see Big Bourne, motherfucker almost ate me