An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.
The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.
A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?
a goth latina level three gyat usually accompanied with massive boobs
i want a big booty goth latina to suck me dry
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