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When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.
"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"
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Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor is a massive meme as of September 2019, and is said whenever somthing is blatantly obvious.
Zack: dude this orange is orange
Greg: HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR
Zack: wtf man
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A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
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1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion
2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'
Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'
Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
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According to Cory, it means jacking off.
"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."
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Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex
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George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh