R U AO?

Are you around?

When someone is on SKYPE, and they don't pick up their phone, you ask, "R U AO?"

how u dey

This simply means "how are you"?

Hey how u dey?

FU U BI

AKA FUCK YOU BITCH

james: you are so stupid
seth: FU U BI

U wut m8!?

Use by people to question shit

Guy 1: i fucked your dog hard
Guy 2: U WUT M8!?

u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real

exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin

Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.

Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.

sam u well?

A question designed for people who enjoy annoying people and then filming their reactions.

1 " want to watch me destroy that person emotionally"
2 " idk bro, Sam u well? "