d-huts

Designated Helper Up The Stairs. The person you know will be helping you get up the stairs to your bed when you're too drunk to stand up by yourself

Guy 1: hey did she get home alright?
Guy 2: yeah man I was her d-huts, she couldn't even stand let alone get up to the second floor

Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.

Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag

augst D

Bts Member Min Yoongi aka Suga solo name

Army A: have you heart of Augst D he’s stealing Sugas music

Army B: ☝️😀 ma’am that’s Suga solo name

Army A: oh….😃

Flexin' the D

A term used to describe the "voluntary" act of erecting the penis.

Me: "Hey bro what are you doing?"
Bro: "Flexin' the D and playing GTA5"

D-Morris

To let out a fart of such repugnant strength and smell that it can clear a space of three square miles in uder 10 seconds

"Mate you just did a D-Morris of unbelievable proportions"

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8=D {()}

The version of sex that your parents won't understand.

Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield

D-day'd

In Counter strike, You slaughter a group of CTs or Ts using any weapon (the Paratrooper gun preferred) and doing such thing without warning.

Game : TERRORIST WIN

Coqfag5: Bitch you just d-day'd me and my squad!

Terroristtbag1337: Hehehe