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Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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Noun. A woman who is otherwise exhibiting all the charming characteristics of a princess but who is cold hearted due to the intense lack of feelings for men. Coined from Clerks II.
DB: "Maybe if you didn't have such a jaded outlook on relationships you wouldn't be such a cold hearted ice princess."
Response: "Fuck you only fags like catsup on their eggs"
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The female version of the Jib tech warrior
We love our jib tech warrior princesses.
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A friend who makes plans with you but then brushes you off last minite for a better friend or to wash his car. Describes George Mihas to a tee.
Sorry I didn't come for drinks last night but I started washing my car and then I decided to wax it. I guess we will have to make it another night. Sorry.. I guess i really am a brush off princess (BOP)
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A female-friendly way of describing doggy style.
Popularized by Covino and Rich on Maxim radio, Sirius channel 108.
Let's do it pretty baby princess style
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the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.
Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.
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In the event one person, preferably female, is seen being harassed by unknown person(s) is to automatically assume that the harassers are male, anti-feminists, gamer gate, ect. Even when the evidence is proven that the harasser is not male, anti-feminist, gamer gate, ect.
A tumblr feminist assumes that the hate asks she receives are by a male blogger, even though the harassing blogger is clearly seen to being female. This is the example of Princess Pedestal Law.
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