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U wut m8!?

Use by people to question shit

Guy 1: i fucked your dog hard
Guy 2: U WUT M8!?

by FLGaming October 14, 2016


U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

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Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.

Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.

by technotrex October 30, 2014


sam u well?

A question designed for people who enjoy annoying people and then filming their reactions.

1 " want to watch me destroy that person emotionally"
2 " idk bro, Sam u well? "

by HappyBdayGlouberman April 11, 2020


Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

by VyXious January 12, 2018


Drake-u-la

A president of The Ohio State University who sucks life right out of the very students he was hired to protect.

Drake-u-la thought he was protecting students when he fired the marching band director, but he really just made their lives a living hell.

by sr7 August 20, 2014


The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

by MsHahLee August 9, 2014