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girl1: yo who’s that he’s a baller
girl2:must be a jake karam
A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!
“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”
A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.
Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"
Jake Lockley is an alter of the DID System that is often called the " Moon Knight System" or the "Moon System".
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.
In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.
In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.
It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley is the most precious soul.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.
Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
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jake daniels: the truest form of chad one can achieve, alpha of all alphas. the name deriving from famous youtuber “jake_4_ videos”
in other words, he’s a god and there should be a cult dedicated to him because he is worthy.
GO SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
“omg did you see jake daniels new video today??????”
“yes, he’s so amazing. i just wish he would notice me...”