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A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
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a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".
Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.
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The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
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When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.
Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline
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Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.
The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.
Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'
Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'
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Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.
After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
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A rap group based out of Memphis that was the hottest hip hop group out of the south in the mid 1990s, but due to greed and envy, the ringleaders Juicy J and DJ Paul screwed over all of the best members of the group, and now those two are the only two members left.
There are only two members of Three 6 Mafia now. DJ Paul and Juicy J kicked out Skinny Pimp, Gangsta Blac, Playa Fly (aka Lil' Fly), Gangsta Boo, Koopsta Knicca, Lord Infamous and Crunchy Black. Rumors are that they picked up Juicy J's brother Project Pat though, but it ain't the same.
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