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A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good
The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class
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A condition that's developed as a child from too much (unfiltered fame) or not enough attention (neglect) that makes growing into an adult more difficult in the long term due to unevolved expectations or lack of proper guidance.
Person 1: Whatever happened to Shia?
Person 2: Probably got child star syndrome
Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.
Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.
A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
It is a situation where a black child is forced to do the right thing after being without inspiration for so long.
John is a black child focus
When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.
“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”
“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”
The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."