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1. A person that becomes a fan after a hockey team wins the Stanley Cup, AND is not, nor ever has been from the city of the winning team.
BANDWAGON FAN - Hockey
1. Detroit Redwing fans all over the US and Canada, that are NOT from Detroit and never followed the Wings prior to the Wings recent cup wins! (NOTE: Fans since the "Dead Wing Era - 1967-1997" do not fall in the catagory of bandwagon)
2. The majority of People (but not all people) that cheer for the Redwings in an opposing arena.
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a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team
Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan
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To anally rape someone with a 42-ounce nail-bat just to the point of death and then stopping. Repeat 162 times a year, 99 years in a row.
Man that bitch wasn't put'n out, so I had to give her the old Cubbie Fan.
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the lowest form of life on this planet. should be aborted at birth, and shot on sight. pieces of shit in general.
Person with common sense: JB is such a little attention whoring cunt. she should die.
Justin Beiber fan: U STFU U FUCKING FAGGOT ILL FUCKING MURDER U AHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN DAT WAY HES AWESUM U JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!
person with common sense: LOL U MAD
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1. When the critical moment occurs, usually involves the culmination of some sort of crisis or scandal.
2. When shit is literally slung into a fan. (See the movie Airplane.)
When your wife finds out, the shit's gonna hit the fan.
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letss compare a real panic fan to a fake one, shall we?
---FAKES---
A fake Panic at the Disco fan would only be a screaming fangirl trying to rape Brendon Urie in his sleep just because he looked good BACK THEN IN 2005 and this fake fan has no idea what he looks like now, all thought Brendon has always looked okay.
A fake PATD fan would say they are so addicted to PATD, are a PATD Freak, and want to go to all their concerts, when they really just know one song, usually I Write Sins not Tragedies.
A fake PATD fan wouldn't know what AFYCSO means.
A fake PATD fan doesn't have a clue who Brent Wilson and/or Pete Wentz is.
---REAL---
A real PATD fan would know at least maybe three or even all of their songs by heart.
A real PATD fan would know all, or at least 75% of all their song titles.
A real PATD fan knows who Brent Wilson is.
A real PATD fan would know there's life outside I Write Sins not Tragedies.
A real PATD fan would do the right thing/opposite than what the fake one does.
EXAMPLE BELOW
Now let's see the difference between a real panic at the disco fan and a fake one!
Ex.1:
patdgurl (fake fan)
paige_atthedisco (real fan)
patdgurl: OMG, PAIGE I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO! IM A PANIC AT THE DISCO FREAK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
paige_atthedisco: Oh, cool...so do I. What's your favourite song?
patdgurl: I TOTALLY LOVE I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
paige_atthedisco: Awesome. Do you like When the Day Met the Night?
patdgurl: Wtf, I don't listen to Fall Out Boy.
paige_atthedisco: -_- *leaves*
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Ex.2:
paige_atthedisco: Hey, how are ya?
patdgurl: Not much, I really like Panic at the Disco! I LOVE BRANDON!
paige_atthedisco: It's Brendon...and I like Jon. He's so funny.
patdgurl: Who the heck is Jon?
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See the difference?
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A Panic! at the Disco fan isn't just teenies. While usually linked with teeny girls who listen to music that is only on the radio and only like Panic! at the Disco for their asthetics, there is a whole other category of Panic! at the Disco fans. Many of them had heard of Panic! at the Disco before they became popular or even before their CD came out. These people understand the lyrics that the lead guitarist, Ryan Ross, writes. People who are apart of this group mainly like Panic! at the Disco for their talent.
Stereotypical fan: OMG. I am the #1 Panic! at the Disco fan! Did you see Brendon's hair at the concert? It was sooooo sexy!
Smart fan: Go away. The lyrics were good. I bet you don't even know what they mean.
Stereotypical: OMG. Shut up! I love Panic! at the Disco! Whats that song...like it goes something like closing a door....
Smart Fan: You are a loser. Bye.
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