When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.
person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.
Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
The art of doing math equations while driving on a highway based on milemarkers, speed and time.
Ok son, it's time to do some milemarker math so we can figure out how long it going to take to get to Milwaukee.
To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.
Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math
Do the math is something people with money say to people without money. This implies that they have what they have because they are good at budgeting. Actually, it’s the silver spoon phenom. They enjoy judging the have nots for how they spend what little they do have.
Multimillionaire:
Do the math. You camped for free but paid to take the bus instead of walking ten miles. You’re terrible with money. Whereas I booked my $350 a night hotel room on Priceline and had a promo code that gave me savings using money I inherited from yet another relative. Because I’m really good at math.
Its the most dumbest stuff ever. PERIOD!!
Math homework is abuse
When you think you know the math but it's just not making sense
This math just not mathing right