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Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024


toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 7, 2021


milemarker math

The art of doing math equations while driving on a highway based on milemarkers, speed and time.

Ok son, it's time to do some milemarker math so we can figure out how long it going to take to get to Milwaukee.

by Shottscore December 1, 2020


Do the math

To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.

Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math

by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017


Do the math

Do the math is something people with money say to people without money. This implies that they have what they have because they are good at budgeting. Actually, it’s the silver spoon phenom. They enjoy judging the have nots for how they spend what little they do have.

Multimillionaire:
Do the math. You camped for free but paid to take the bus instead of walking ten miles. You’re terrible with money. Whereas I booked my $350 a night hotel room on Priceline and had a promo code that gave me savings using money I inherited from yet another relative. Because I’m really good at math.

by BeStill December 1, 2019


Math homework

Its the most dumbest stuff ever. PERIOD!!

Math homework is abuse

by Oofoofoofedyoof March 3, 2020


Mathing

When you think you know the math but it's just not making sense

This math just not mathing right

by Amonthtsnox September 17, 2021