Mexican Band-aid

A kotex or feminine napkin. Derived from the words Mexican-as in "south", and band aid-as in "soaks up blood".

"Damn I started my monthly, you have a Mexican Band-aid on you?"

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go Kool-Aid

When you get so angry at your co-workers that you bust into your bosses office and start screaming about how sick you are of the complete IDIOTS you have to work with.

Hey man, what's wrong with Jane?

Oh man she's really pissed at the data entry clerks today. She looked like she might go Kool-Aid.

Too late, i just saw her bust into Kyle's office and start yelling at him about how stupid everyone is.

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Gayer than AIDS

This is a different way of saying that is shit or bad it generally means a response to something that the recipient views as bad

P1: the north Sydney bears footy team went under
P2: that's gayer than AIDS

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french band-aid

Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!

I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.

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giant sheep AIDS

When one has sex with a sheep, they may contract this STI.
The symptoms can include a fever, wool growing over your body, a fetish for eating grass and a tendency to "baa" when excited.

It was a crazy night with that sheep, I fear I might have giant sheep AIDS

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Jew-Ass-AIDS

A derogatory manner of saying "USA", mainly reflecting the Jewish control of the American economy and political structures and the consequent influence of the above on social policies.

"Hitler was right about the Jew-Ass-AIDS when he said it was a half-negrified, half-judaized bastard nation."

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aids ka pani

Aids ka pani is Mumbai generated term used for a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.. like Shakti Kapoor
it literary means the water that comes out of aids.

jay: are maine kadu auntie ka aaj ghagra uthaya, aur phir ghagremain maine bahut dhangd-dhinga kiya.

Parag: are tu to Aids ka pani hai.

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