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Anthony is amazingly sexy and get the girls almost always, and overall a beast. He has a great sence of humor and is why he is a fun person to be around
Girl 1: wow did you hear Anthony has a girlfriend
Girl 2: ya she must be sooo luckyyyy
Anthony
Anthony is the type of person that makes you happy and loves you for who you are. Anthony is such a big cuddler and kisser, he will do anything for you and send you songs that will remind him of you. Anthony will make you laugh and would love to see you smile...you should date an Anthony...or at least meet one because he's a keeper <3
I'm Anthony and I'm Italian and despite all the definitions I had read I'm actually single. I think now it doesn't matter who you are anymore, because people's like assholes so much more than "Anthony".
Girl: I like serous, sweet and sensitive guys
Anthony: I'm that kind of guy
Girl: I know but you are just a friend
Asshole guy: hi, what's a babe like you doing with a loser?
Girl: Nothing special, would you like to take a walk with me?
Asshole guy: Sure, bye loser
Girl: byeeee
Anthony: WTF?!
Anthony twerks under your bed an night, waiting for you to throw money his way. He waits in the shadows behind the doors in your house for you to sleep, then watches closely as your drift off into your dream. With only the sun as his oven, he bakes and eats live cockroaches and skins his neighbors toes for snacks.
“Anthony is stalking me again, somebody call the police.”
Anthony is a boy who loves to fuck girls until they are pregnant. He also loves to kick people in the dick so other people won't fuck the girls Anthony was fucking.
I wanted to fuck my girlfriend, but Anthony kicked me in the balls so now I have to be a virgin.
1) my sister came home tonight barely able to walk. She must’ve come from Anthony’s