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Aug 8The day in which you celebrate your rat of a bestie that you have on this day in 2020 will have known her for 1095 days (add 365 each year) this day marks the day the past bratty children that hated eachother without ever talking started their friend ship on this day the tradition is to annoy friend and give her a special surprise this day was made in celebration of kyndall because her one and only butt hurt all the time bestie was bored in quarantine in 2020 is a meer child better than friend in every way and so she must be celebrated
It is time to celebrate Mary’s bestie as it is August 8 National Mary’s Bestie Day
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Celebrate August 2nd by making an ice cream sandwich or colour something in a colouring book! Now I want to eat a ice cream sandwich right now! Are there any shops with them?
Person 1: Happy National ice cream sandwich and colouring book day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
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Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
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Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
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Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.
My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.
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JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored
Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)
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When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.
Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water
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