Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

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What's shakin bacon?

What's going on?

"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"

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bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.

"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"

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Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

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Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

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Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.